You better watch out,
You better not cry,
You better not pout I’m telling you why,
Santa Claus ain’t coming to town.
He’s eating cookies, and drinking milk twice,
Chocolate bars and ten bowls of rice,
Santa Claus is eating too much.
He eats when you are sleeping,
He eats when you’re awake,
His craving is for Chinese food
And he dislikes chocolate cake!
He’s packing the sleigh,
A heavy load
Eating chow mien, about to explode
Santa Claus ain’t coming to town.
The elves at the shop
Are way too surprised
Santa can’t fit in clothes three times his old size.
Santa Claus ain’t coming to town.
-Adapted from Finn & Stork fanfic by underwaterwriter; From now on we place our trust in UPS
